BLADDER: Yoo Hoo. Yoo Hoo. Yoo Hoo!!
BRAIN: Ugh! EYES, check the clock!
EYES: Do I have to open up to check the clock? Its 2:00 AM. 2:00 AM!! What am I
doing open at 2:00 am!!??!!
BLADDER: Well, see, I have this little problem. I am full.
BRAIN: Ok, ok. ok. LEGS, wake up. Get moving!
LEGS: Ugh! BRAIN, do you know what time it is??
BRAIN: Yes. In fact I do. I gave an order and you are supposed to obey!!
LEGS: Ok, ok, ok. Give me a minute.
BLADDER: Hey, like soon guys ...
LEGS: Ok we are upright. Hmm ... but walking .... I am not sure ...
BRAIN: Get moving!
BLADDER: Great - now gravity is in play. You heard the order, LEGS, get moving!!!
LEGS: BLADDER - Don't be so bossy!! All you have to do is "hold it." I have to put one
foot in front of the other - without falling!!!
BLADDER: Your lazy feet are going to be all wet - and not in a nice way - if you don't get
moving.
EYES: Can I close my eyes now? Wet feet won't be a problem for me. I really really
want to close my eyes now.
BRAIN: ALL OF YOU STOP YOUR YAMMERING! We can do two things at one time.
LEGS: (murmuring) Says the 'mighty brain' who just has to give orders!
BLADDER: Time is running out, folks. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
LEGS: Seriously, I think I need to engage ARMS with a cane!
BRAIN: hmmm ... now where did I put that cane two years ago?
BLADDER: NOW? NOW you are trying to find the cane?? NOW???
LEGS: Ok, ok. *sigh*. You guys are such whiners. I am moving.
BLADDER: LEGS you are slower than dirt!! Faster.
(a minute or two later)
BLADDER: Finally, relief! Thank you all for the team effort.
EYES: Right, right. Let's just all get back into bed so I can close.
LEGS: On it!!
BRAIN: I think that cane is in ...
EYES: Later!! For gosh sakes you can do that later, BRAIN.
LEGS: Here we are all! Back at the bed. Everyone get comfy.
EYES: Thank God! Eyes closing now.
BRAIN: Yes, thank God! Shutting down operations now!
BLADDER: (no sounds - fell asleep even before leaving the bathroom)
(silence - for all of 20 seconds)
LEGS: ZAP!! Yikes!! PAIN. CRAMP!
BRAIN: You are f*cking kidding me!
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True story!
I blame it all on Covid-19!
Much more sitting now and less moving around
- so LEGS have gotten a bit unreliable.
This morning my husband and I took a walk outside.
We will do that every day until this virus recedes and I can return to my normally active life style.
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LEGS; Seriously?? BLADDER no longer functions normally and this is MY problem.
6 comments:
Oh my goodness. So funny....but true. This was me at 1AM today.
Elaine, thank you! That was hilarious! We're all due for a good laugh!
You're HILARIOUS!
Staying active is important but difficult. Take care.
Lol. I can relate to this apart from the cane. Fortunately I don't need one - yet!
You had me giggling!
That cramp thing in the legs is the pits!
I sometimes get leg cramps doing to much leg work outside cleaning up.
Need to get my circulation in gear too!
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