Grandma, look at this great stick!
This is SOME stick!
This is probably the best stick I have ever seen!!
I LOVE this stick!!
Grandma, You know just how much I love sticks. And you are the best grandma ever!! If you let me have this stick, I promise I will never ask for another stick ... not ever!!
You love me, don't you? I can have this stick, right?
Of course, I might need to hide this from mom. You know how unreasonable she is about sticks.