I am one of your biggest fans! In fact, I love all your seasons including Winter. Winter is my favorite season so you know I am not exaggerating when I say I am your fan.
Speaking of Winter!
I don't know if you have looked down from your perch lately, but Winter in my little piece of the world has not yet started! And I don't know if you have checked your calendar, but it is February!
Think about that, February!!
I am sitting out on my deck - it is 61 degrees - I don't even have a sweater on.
61 degrees ... February !!!
Doesn't that seem wrong to you?
Although no one else will tell you this ... because they are NOT a lover of all your seasons like I am, you need to "get cracking!" Send some snow. Send a foot of snow. Do it soon, because ....
YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
Sorry, I wasn't yelling. And I don't want to tell you how to do your job! But this is "sub-quality winter." This is below your normal standards! This situation is
TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE !!!
No, not yelling! Just trying to get your attention! Don't want you to be embarrassed by
SUBSTANDARD WINTER WEATHER!!!!!!!
(Breathe, breathe, breathe ....)
Not yelling, really, not yelling .... but ....
(be calm, be calm, be calm ...)
Dear Mother Nature, I calmly request that you send some snow, and not just a spitting coating of snow on the grass, but something substantial that isn't embarrassing to you. A foot would be nice.
(counting backwards from 100 slowly ... and deliberately ...)
Just do what you do best - send winter! Now.
With Love and Great Affection,
PS - There will be comments to this post that request that you keep things warm this winter! They are not your true friends. Do not listen to them. Be true to yourself. Do what is correct. Do what you do best.